To All:

PeeaycHPee

Friday, December 23. 2005

To All:

But especially Chris:

PHP:
<?php $constants = array(  'F/a' => 'mass', // http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_laws_of_motion#Newton.27s_second_law:_fundamental_law_of_dynamics  '783487' => 'y', // arbitrary number  's' => 'preg_replace', // perl )-:  2.71828 => 'e',  // http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_%28mathematical_constant%29  'x' => '278127', // arbitrary number  '278127' =>'Christ', // http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%A7  'y' => '783487', ); $formula = array(  'M',  2.71828,  'r',  /* pow(r, 2)   */  'r',  /*  = r*r = rr */  ( pow((1/$constants['y']), -1) ),  "\n",  sqrt(pow($constants['x'], 2)),  $constants['F/a'], // force = F; acceleration = a  "\n",  's/ss/s' ); $adjust = array_pop($formula); $message = ''; foreach ($formula AS $p) {   if (isset($constants[$p])) {     $message .= $constants[$p];   } else {     $message .= $p;   } } list($func, $regex, $replace) = explode('/', $adjust); $message = call_user_func($constants[$func],"/{$regex}/","{$replace}", $message); echo $message; ?>
Posted by Sean Coates in Fun at 12:45 | Comment (1) | Trackbacks (0)

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Hey, that's not necessarily Perl. I was thinking of vi, actually. :-)

(I guess hardcore geeks first think of sed.)
#1 Chris Shiflett (Homepage) on 2005-12-23 13:04 (Reply)

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